about

i grew up surfing the web during its (as-proclaimed-by-me) glory years spanning from the mid-late 90s to the early 2000s, and have kept those old and road-worn net rituals alive; for better or worse. hackers and the matrix were the movies du jourdécennie, modems chirped, icq was ever-concerned, and every website was perpetually under construction. the web was ours.

the cyber-renaissance cant arrive sooner

my profile

class PersonalProfile:
  def __init__(self, name):
    self.name = name
    self.traits = []
  def add_trait(self, trait):
    self.traits.append(trait)
  def greet(self):
    greeting =  "hi, im {name}. you could say i am {traits}."
    print greeting.format(name=self.name, \
      traits=', '.join(self.traits[:-1]) + ", and " + self.traits[-1])
 
me = PersonalProfile(name="REDACTED")
me.add_trait("a tech enthusiast")
me.add_trait("hobbled by nostalgia")
me.add_trait("an amateur programmer")

>>> me.greet()
File "D:\very_cool.py", line 11
     print greeting.format(name=self.name, \
           ^
 SyntaxError: invalid syntax

fuck

networking/infrastructure/cloud professional, currently focusing on enterprise risk and security